You know you're a biker if...
Anonymous - Apr 7, 2010

 You know you're a biker if...

…your wife has ever asked you to move the bike so she could see the TV better.

…your ol' lady can only eat a hot dog if it's suspended from a string above your bike.

…one of your children or pets have either "Harley" or "Davidson" in their name.

…you stare longer at the pictures of the bikes in Easyriders than the naked women.

…you don't go a day without wearing something that says "Harley Davidson".

…when the weather is too bad for riding and you start your bike and sit on it in the garage.

…you get hit by a car, break your leg, and tell the nice police officer, "I'm fine. I can ride home".

…you pile boxes and laundry on your car, but your bike must have 6 feet of clearance in the garage.

…when you plan a vacation, you set up time to visit the bike shops first.

…you have all the tools to work on every Harley ever made, but not any to work on your ol'lady’s car.

…it's impossible to see out of your car or trucks rear window because of all the Harley stickers.

…you have a heater in your garage so you can work on your bike(s) when it's cold.

…every magazine you subscribe to has the word "Biker" on it somewhere.

…one area of your house, other than the garage, is decorated in a motorcycle motif.

…every time you spend money, you think about what you could have bought for your bike.

…you think that the Harley-Davidson plant should be one of the 7-wonders of the world.

…when she says "It's the bike or me!!" you have to think about it really hard.